put-him-in-custardy:

this is how Parks and Recreation explained Chris Pratt’s weight loss for Guardians of the Galaxy 

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alpacamyhedgehog:

castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S 

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me 

(Source: khaleeesii)

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shuckl:

your dog is melting and you just stand taking pictures absolutely disgusting

shuckl:

your dog is melting and you just stand taking pictures absolutely disgusting

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bonerfart:

trueclit:

jesus didn’t die on the cross for this

how could you read this and still believe in god tho 

bonerfart:

trueclit:

jesus didn’t die on the cross for this

how could you read this and still believe in god tho 

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garykingoftheworld:

So WB officially announced their schedule.

And they officially announced a Wonder Woman movie before Marvel announced any female lead movies.

and Aquaman is being played by Momoa, plus there’s the Cyborg movie, which means DC has announced TWO movies with non-white protagonists before Marvel announced a single one.

On who’s left again? 

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mirror:

myveryvest:

mirror:

Show this gifset to anyone who asks you wtf “Tumblr” even is.

This caught me off guard. Mainly because the titles match the characters.

That was the point ;)

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susiron:

The worst thing about Tumblr mobile though is you’ll open it up and see something really interesting at the top of your dash

then the app refreshes itself and it’s gone forever.

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ericisntfunny:

My my would you look at the time…

image

(Source: subtotalled)

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porpentine:

i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together

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